(Source: wonderland-iiii, via justtgettingby)
| guy: | something spooky's happening |
|---|---|
| fred: | k we'll come check it out |
| fred: | daphne, velma come with me |
| daphne: | lol okei |
| shaggy: | but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone |
| velma: | shut up you two |
| shaggy and scooby: | *run into monster* |
| scooby: | RAGGY |
| shaggy: | *oblivious to everything* |
| scooy: | RAAAAGGGGGY |
| shaggy: | zoinks! |
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: | part 1* |
| shaggy and scooby: | *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne* |
| fred: | what happened? |
| shaggy: | M-M-MONSTER |
| velma: | uh oh |
| monster: | boo |
| all: | AAAAH |
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: | part 2* |
| *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible* | |
| velma: | my glasses! i lost my glasses! |
| monster: | *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her* |
| velma: | thanks. ....JINKIES! |
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: | part 3* |
| monster: | whoops i tripped |
| scooby: | i captured you |
| *they pull the monster's mask off* | |
| fred: | oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money |
| suspicious guy: | and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog |
| scooby: | ROOBY ROOBY ROO |
| all: | *laugh* |
That would be great! LOLOCAUST!!
(Source: smi1ing, via thelittlemermaaid)
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
even better
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
benefits of dating me:
- can rap Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn word for word
(via caseyanthonyofficial)
(Source: candyshooger, via paging-doctorfaggot)
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
(via lonelytofu)
