May 2013
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
a-scandal-in-gallifrey:
thethroneofasgard:
One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
what were you doing with a plate of food in church
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
avenue:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
auspisstice:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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deatheaters:
people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
maliciousmelons:
when the bell rings to go to lunch
vocaroo:
this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen
striderna:
there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
i am three years behind in my math homework
illkim:
*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
0perationghosthunt:
mineraltown:
when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level
is that a reaction image or an example
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
wearejohnlocked:
maakara:
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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
gallana:
beerito:
rnickey:
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
penis2bomb:
p1ssblog:
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
themasterslover:
a-bipolar-bear:
david-tennant-omg:
tunoeresdarks:
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake…
so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad?
i swear if we...
so-many-feels:
deucebowl:
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
zaynrand:
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
biteythevillain:
hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
